to be honest, ethical and never ever tell porky pies about candidates or jobs

we’re really cheap but that doesn’t mean we're not good in the same way that penny sweets are cheap, but still really nice to eat

we're not exactly ‘wrinklies’ but we have been doing this for 40 years collectively so that means we are very good at getting lovely people lovely jobs

to help only lovely people get only lovely jobs and to keep the brownie guide law!